Cris & Taja

If I want to be a vampire, I have to remember restraint

I can't eat whatever I desire If I want to change my fate.

The burning in my stomach like the burning in his throat,

Will remind me that this burger could break a treaty of my folk

I have to keep on track with foods like lions, tigers, bears,

Or salads and low cal veggies to strip away human fears.

When my goal shows my new body, Edward won't & can't resist

To make me an immortal with his hard, cold, deadly kiss

This disgusting human body, so weak and easily strained

Will be forever cemented in a vampire's perfect frame.

Where once I dreaded fried foods & ice cream haunted my shape

I can live amongst immortals where perfection cant be escaped.

So goodbuy to weightloss diets & those veggie diet drinks

I wont need the gym memberships & those stuffy yoga rinks

My new vampire metabolism will keep me young & thin

my ageing, weight or frailness wont cause Edward a chagrin.

-By Taja Meadows

(joke / funny / Twilight / weightloss)